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Hey, everyone! Welcome to TramsOnion!
We're a company whose only
business is selling steaks made out
of dead orcas from SeaWorld!
You can wash your steak
down with a refreshing glass of dolphin
To be clear: These are tears cried by
actual dolphins that are forced to watch as
we carve steaks from the carcasses of
their dead orca friends.
We are not affiliated with
TransUnion. We are not monsters.